My Pope Jokes So Far

Jokes written by me and enjoyed by you.

Resignation Quote:
“I am not one, holy, Catholic and apostolic crook”

-Pope Tricky Dick XVI

Making Up The Rules:
In 1294 Pope Celestine V invented the rule that Popes can quit their job and then he quit. If Popes make rules when they want something done, it will be interesting when the first Pope finds out he’s gay or needs a condom or wants to marry a Kardashian.

The Next Pope?:
Pope Benedict Cumberbatch has a nice ring to it. Any takers?

If I come up with more, I’ll update this post.

I decree these jokes CC Attribution. Go nuts.

Image Credit: Marek Kośniowski